Menopause Maniac is Born

40-ish Woman seeks MD to treat chronic hormonal issuesfreaks, sarcastic jerks, and insensitive you-know-whats need not apply. I am not crazy or depressed. If you suggest that I 1.) Move out of a hot climate to stop my hot flashes 2.) Get a new boyfriend to increase my sex drive, or 3.) That I gained weight because Im a total pig that cant stop eating I will find out where you live and put dead fish in your yard. Call me! 555-5555. For more fun visit the www.menopausemaniac.com